Singaporean Man Lists Depreciating Elderly Parents On Carousell For Tuition

Local middle-manager Terence Tan has finally found a solution to the crushing financial burden of being the "meat" in the sandwich generation.

After calculating his daughter’s Ivy League preschool fees and his father’s dialysis bills, Terence decided to pivot from filial piety to aggressive asset liquidation.

"Eh, my father heart rate also slowing down already, better sell fast before no value," Terence remarked while uploading a blurry photo of his dad eating porridge.

He listed his mother as "Lightly Used, 70% functionality, negotiable price" under the 'Antiques' category.

The Ministry of Family Development has praised the move as a "proactive wealth redistribution strategy" for the modern Singaporean.

"Wah lau, children so expensive, old people just take space only, might as well trade-in for credit," noted a supportive neighbour.

Terence plans to use the proceeds to buy his five-year-old a gold-plated ergonomic chair.