Singaporean Girls Replacing Personalities With 12-Step Skincare And Despair

Singaporean women have officially abandoned their personalities in a desperate bid to transform into two-dimensional Korean pop starlets.

Local clinics are now performing "Visual Upgrades" where patients have their spines replaced with LED lightsticks to ensure they remain permanently upright and sparkly.

The obsession with "glass skin" has reached a lethal peak, with women sanding their faces down until their skulls reflect the crushing disappointment of their parents.

"I already sell my kidney for the floor seats, now I just need my jawbone shaved until I look like one triangle," said local fan, Jolene Ng.

"Eh, if I don't look like Jennie Kim by next Friday, I will literally jump from the Esplanade bridge, promise!"

Psychiatrists warn that the "Hallyu Wave" has become a literal tsunami, drowning any remaining traces of individual thought in a sea of autotune and sequins.

If these women cannot achieve the aesthetic of a malnourished Seoul teenager, they simply cease to exist as sentient beings.