Singaporean Gangsters Heartbroken After Receiving Extremely Disappointed Police Letter

The Singapore Police Force has successfully crippled international crime syndicates by issuing "advisories" to 30 people, proving that paperwork is the ultimate kryptonite for triad bosses.

Authorities are treating these fearsome secret societies like a bunch of unruly kindergarteners who forgot to sign the consent form for their ritualistic blood-letting excursion.

The event featured 25 foreign gangsters who were reportedly devastated to learn that their criminal enterprise lacked a valid registration and a properly filed tax return.

"Wah lau, the police give me advisory letter only, I feel so insulted leh," complained one suspect.

"I thought going to jail is bad, but being told I am 'unregistered' is the real emotional damage," sobbed a traumatised witness.