Singaporean Ex-Thief Finally Paid To Empty Sinkies’ Homes

A local man has discovered the ultimate legal loophole for career criminals: charging Singaporeans to let him take all their furniture.

After multiple jail stints, the veteran offender realised that "breaking and entering" is simply "logistics" with better lighting and fewer police chases.

"Eh, last time I carry people TV out at midnight for free, but now they pay me," the business owner laughed.

"The technique all same-same one, no need to hide from mata anymore, damn shiok."

The son claims his father’s criminal past is a masterclass in operational efficiency.

"My dad can clear one whole flat in ten minutes," he boasted.

"Last time was for the black market, now for the 5-star review."