Singapore Woman’s Pure Envy Declared Clean Renewable Energy Source

The Ministry of Sustainability has unveiled a revolutionary turbine powered entirely by the seething resentment Singaporean women feel toward their more successful friends.

Known as the "Kiasu-Kinetic Generator," the device converts high-frequency eye-rolls and passive-aggressive Instagram likes into enough electricity to light up Orchard Road.

Scientists claim the sheer density of female insecurity regarding thigh gaps and luxury handbag collections could eventually render traditional solar power obsolete.

"Liddat lor, my friend Eileen post her Maldives bikini pic, my heart burn so hot can cook Maggie mee already," said local resident Tan Bee Lian while vibrating with visible rage.

"Last time I see her wedding ring, I so pek cek I accidentally powered my whole HDB block for three days straight."

Government officials have encouraged citizens to continue doom-scrolling through their rivals' social media to ensure a stable national power supply.

This psychological breakthrough proves that being a neurotic, envious wreck is finally a productive service to the nation.