Singapore Woman Weaponises 'Best Regards' To Cripple Entire Office

Local office warrior Cheryl Tan has achieved a new milestone in corporate warfare by sending an email so toxic it melted her subordinate’s retinas.

The marketing executive reportedly perfected the "hope this clarifies" technique after years of surviving on nothing but iced lattes and the tears of interns.

Armed with a Uniqlo cardigan and a reusable metal straw, Cheryl’s tactical use of "as per my previous email" has been classified as a biological weapon.

"I just want to make sure we all on the same page lor, dear," Cheryl whispered while sharpening her claws on a mahogany standing desk.

Witness and professional pantry lurker Mavis Lim was stunned by the sheer savagery of the digital assault.

"Wah lao, her 'Best Regards' actually mean 'Go Die', you know?" Mavis remarked while hogging the office microwave.

"The way she put 'Thanks' without the exclamation mark? Siao liao, confirm someone kena mark already."