Singapore Woman Hires Professional XMMs To Infiltrate Boyfriend's DMs

A burgeoning industry of "Loyalty Assassins" is now dominating the Singaporean dating landscape.

Paranoid partners are paying premium rates to have professional decoys launch coordinated digital honey-trap strikes on their significant others.

The service, titled "The Sinkie Snare," involves testing whether a man can resist a "random" Telegram message from a profile picture featuring 80% filters and 20% skin.

"Must check properly one, if not later he go Geylang how?" said local resident and client, Jeralyn Lim.

"I send the agent to ask him 'steady bo', and if he say yes, I will confirm plus chop chop his kkj off."

Statistics show that the average Singaporean male's fidelity lasts approximately as long as a free sample at Don Don Donki.

Relationship therapists are overwhelmed, as couples now spend more time reviewing DM receipts than actually speaking to each other.

The market for infidelity verification is currently more lucrative than the illicit vape trade.