Singapore To Rebrand As Giant Air-Fryer To Attract Tourists

In a bold move to streamline the national transition into a literal hellscape, the Meteorological Service Singapore has announced that temperatures will soon soar past 35°C.

Citizens are being encouraged to embrace their new roles as marinated human drumsticks in what insiders are calling the "Great National Air-Fryer Initiative."

The lack of cloud cover is expected to turn every concrete walkway into a professional-grade searing station, ensuring every Sinkie is cooked to a perfect medium-rare by lunchtime.

One local worker expressed total exhaustion at the forecast.

"Wah lau, like that I no need go sauna liao, just step outside immediately become steamed fish," the perspiring employee remarked.

Authorities suggest that if you feel yourself liquefying, please do not block the public drainage systems.