Singapore Slurp: Singapore Taxi Uncle Masterfully Uses Leg To Exchange Insurance Details
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Singapore Taxi Uncle Masterfully Uses Leg To Exchange Insurance Details

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Chloe Ong
Saturday 21st March 2026 @ 10:23 SST
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A local taxi driver has successfully pivoted his career from public transport to full-time unemployed kickboxing enthusiast near Changi Airport.

Following a minor vehicular graze, the cabbie demonstrated his "contactless insurance claim" method by delivering multiple savage kicks to a stationary motorcycle.

The driver’s spirited performance was so moving that ComfortDelGro immediately released him from his contract to help him pursue his dreams of being a human wrecking ball.

"Wah lau, I see him kick the bike like he think he playing professional soccer, damn power sia," remarked one witness.

The former cabbie is now reportedly seeking employment as an unpaid anger management consultant or a very aggressive doorstop.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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