Singapore Swaps WW2 Trauma For Shiny Japanese Nuclear Reactors

Singapore’s boss has confirmed the nation is ready to stop being "trapped" by the minor inconvenience of a brutal military occupation in exchange for some sweet Japanese nuclear energy.

During his trip to Tokyo, the boss explained that while the 1942 surrender was "dark," it wasn’t nearly as dark as a nationwide power outage.

"History very important lah, but nuclear power more important what," said one local auntie, who has replaced her family’s war photos with a Gundam poster.

"Last time they take our rice, now they give us AI and radiation; same-same but different!"

The boss emphasised that being "strategically aligned" proves enough quantum computing can cure any case of generational PTSD.