Singapore Successfully Exports Another Useless Sinkie To Malaysian Gallows

The Singapore Police Force has proudly announced its latest high-value export to Malaysia: a 30-year-old man who mistook a JB nightclub for a gladiator arena.

Authorities confirmed that shipping local lowlifes across the Causeway is far more cost-effective than wasting taxpayers’ money on their rehabilitation.

“Wah lao, free transport to JB but end up in lockup, truly a big brain move,” noted one onlooker who saw the suspect being handed over like a bag of spoiled Kway Teow.

The arrest marks the sixth Singaporean to discover that while the exchange rate makes beer cheaper, it doesn't make stabbing people any more legal.

“Knn, I thought what happens in JB stays in JB,” the suspect likely lamented before realizing the SPF and RMP are basically BFFs when it comes to deporting idiots.