Singapore Reclaims Land Until It Physically Smothers Rest Of ASEAN

The Singapore government has unveiled its "Manifest Destiny 2030" plan, pledging to dump enough sand into the ocean to physically bridge the gap between Jurong and Perth.

National Development officials confirmed that the "Little Red Dot" is tired of being small and plans to expand until the South China Sea is merely a puddle in a giant Bukit Batok car park.

"Last time I stay East Coast can see ships, now I open window only can see some bugger in Batam hanging his underwear," complained local resident Gary Loh.

Environmentalists’ concerns were immediately silenced with a 12-ton pile of imported Indonesian sand and a sternly worded POFMA notice.

"Liddat better what, next time I go holiday no need take plane, just take MRT go London can already," remarked another optimistic Sinkie.

Authorities remain confident that by 2050, the entire planet will be one seamless, air-conditioned HDB estate.