Singapore Property Agency Launches Anonymous Hotline To Report Workplace Shagging

A premier Singaporean property firm has introduced an anonymous whistle-blowing channel to ensure agents stop closing "private deals" in the master suite.

The new Code of Conduct follows a leadership scandal where senior executives were allegedly caught conducting more than just market research.

Management confirmed the "Snitch-a-Sin" hotline will help maintain professional standards, specifically reminding staff that their company name is a brand, not an invitation for a family-style orgy.

New dress expectations reportedly clarify that "minimalist decor" should not apply to one’s underwear during office hours.

"Siao liao, now I must look for termites and secret lovers also," grumbled one veteran property agent.

"If I see the boss 'inspecting' the king-sized bed with the VP, I confirm whistle-blow until my mouth pain!"