Singapore Paradise Tree Snake Reclassified as Organic Surveillance Drone

The Paradise Tree Snake has officially been gazetted as Singapore’s most cost-effective method for catching citizens vaping on their balconies.

While most residents struggle with basic upward mobility, these reptilian acrobats are launching themselves off rain trees like scaly, un-consented missiles.

The Ministry of Home Affairs confirmed that the snakes’ gliding abilities make them superior to expensive technology for peeping into high-rise windows.

Local resident, Mdm Lim, expressed her utter disdain after a specimen landed directly into her pot of laksa.

"Wah lau, this snek think he SIA air stewardess is it, flying everywhere without passport?" she shrieked.

Witnesses claim the snakes are purposely targeting people who wear socks with sandals to maintain national aesthetic standards.

"Last time snek stay on floor, now they drop from sky like damn bird, confirm plus chop they spying for the gahmen," noted passerby, Ah Beng.

The snakes remain the only creatures in Singapore currently capable of 'winging it' without a government permit.