Singapore NS Recruit Declared Brain Dead After Staring At ORD App

Private Tan’s brain has officially liquefied after staring at his ORD countdown app for seventy-two hours straight.

The nineteen-year-old recruit was found motionless in the Tekong bunk, his eyes glazed over while refreshing the percentage bar every three seconds.

Medical officers confirmed that the blue light has permanently seared the image of a 0.0004% completion rate into his retinas.

"He never even look at his girlfriend photo, only see the countdown clock," noted Corporal Heng.

"I tell him 'Oi, wake up your idea', but he just mumble 'Wadio' like some siao lang."

MINDEF has responded by classifying "ORD Psychosis" as a more serious medical condition than a faked leg injury.

Tan’s Encik, however, remains unimpressed by the recruit’s spiritual transition into a vegetable.

"You count until your lanjiao drop off also the clock won't move faster, understand?"