Singapore National Service Uniform Scientifically Proven To Be 100% Effective Birth Control

The Ministry of Defence has finally confirmed that the pixelated No. 4 uniform provides absolute protection against accidental fatherhood.

While designed for jungle camouflage, the uniform’s primary function in public is to ensure every female within a three-carriage radius of the MRT suffers immediate libido death.

"Wah lau, I wear already, even the auntie selling Cai Fan don't want to look at me," lamented Recruit Tan, who was seen standing perfectly upright to avoid being shamed on STOMP.

Military experts suggest that the scent of stale sweat and Febreze creates a tactical "Virginity Shield" that no civilian can penetrate.

"Last time my era, the uniform got 'char', now all look like pajamas only, cannot make it one," remarked a nearby uncle who had been staring aggressively for twenty minutes.

The uniform remains a magnet for 'Siao Langs' and disgruntled ex-regulars looking to complain about "strawberry generation" posture.

The SAF remains confident that the psychological trauma of judgmental public stares is essential preparation for urban warfare.