Singapore Multi-Millionaire Fights Toddler Over Final $2 CDC Voucher

The Singapore government has successfully transformed the entire population into digital scavengers with the latest release of community vouchers.

Citizens are currently risking third-degree burns and public shaming to ensure not a single cent of the "free money" is left in the hands of the state.

Local resident Tan Ah Kow was seen sprint-walking to a cai fan stall like an Olympic athlete chasing a gold medal made of fermented beans.

"Lau nua already sia, gahmen give money must take, even if only can buy one tau huay," Tan remarked while refreshing his Singpass for the 400th time.

Economists suggest the vouchers have created a new "Voucher Aristocracy" who measure their self-worth by how many coupons they can hoard before the expiry date.

Hawkers are reportedly developing carpal tunnel syndrome from scanning QR codes of people who drive Porsches but refuse to pay for a $1.20 kopi.

"Wah lau, that uncle wear Rolex but still want use voucher for one small curry puff, so kiam siap one!" lamented a witness.