Singapore Meritocracy Officially Replaced By Underground Carousell Assignment Economy

In a stunning display of efficiency, Singapore’s education system has successfully replaced actual learning with a thriving black market for academic fraud.

Students are now skipping the stress of studying by hiring "academic consultants" to ghostwrite everything from Primary 3 spelling to Master’s theses on ethics.

One "consultant" claims he has earned three law degrees this year alone without ever stepping foot in a university lecture hall.

"Limpeh very busy sia, I doing five Honours thesis for one Primary 6 kid whose mother want him go RI," the ghostwriter remarked.

Parents are reportedly thrilled their children can maintain a perfect GPA while focusing on more important things like vaping and TikTok.

"Education is about results what, why must do myself?" asked local student Jayden Tan.

"I pay money, I get A, then I can work for Gahmen and tell people hard work is key to success lor!"