Singapore Man Shamed For Not Monetising His Own Heart Attack

Singapore has officially reached peak efficiency as residents begin monetising their involuntary muscle spasms to avoid the national sin of idleness.

Local resident, Tan Ah Kow, was recently shamed by his family for staring at a sunset without charging a subscription fee for the view.

"Wah lau, sit there do what? Go sell tissue or do dropshipping lah, don't waste my air space," his mother reportedly screamed while live-streaming her own bowel movements for a premium OnlyFans tier.

Mr Tan has since corrected his shameful behaviour by launching an AI-driven start-up that sells pictures of his own exhaustion to overworked interns.

The Ministry of Productivity praised the move, noting that a Singaporean not actively generating passive income is technically a biological waste of land scarcity.

Citizens are now encouraged to sell their internal organs piece-by-piece on Carousell to fund the luxury of working four full-time jobs.

If you aren't grinding while you're sleeping, you're basically a traitor to the GDP.