Singapore Man Prays For Terminal Illness To Finally Break Even

Singaporeans have officially reached peak financial literacy by ensuring they are worth significantly more as a rotting corpse than a functioning member of society.

Local father of three, Tan Ah Hock, recently added his 54th critical illness rider, effectively making his eventual demise the most anticipated IPO of the fiscal year.

The 34-year-old is now so heavily leveraged against his own survival that his family has started browsing private islands every time he coughs.

"I got policy for everything, even if my bird get bird flu also can claim," Tan remarked while clutching a stack of premium notices thicker than an encyclopaedia.

"My agent say if I die now, my son can buy Sentosa Cove, so I tell them don't save me if I choke on fishball, okay?"

Financial consultants are praising the trend, noting that nothing says 'I love my family' like incentivising your children to pull the plug the moment you sneeze.