Singapore HDB Prices Hit $2 Million As Bidding Wars Now Include Organs

The Singapore government has officially congratulated a local couple for successfully mortgaging their future grandchildren’s souls to secure a 40-year-old flat in Tiong Bahru.

As resale prices soar past $1.6 million, the Housing Development Board has reportedly replaced traditional bank loans with a more efficient "Blood and Marrow Exchange" programme.

Market experts suggest that the recent record-breaking sale of a 5-room flat is "actually a steal" because the unit is within walking distance of a mall that sells overpriced bubble tea.

Prospective buyer Tan Ah Kow expressed his excitement about the escalating market.

"Liddat also can ah? I sell my liver, my wife sell her lung, then we can stay in one corner of Queenstown lor!" he remarked while weeping into a packet of tissue.

The authorities noted that while prices are high, the privilege of smelling your neighbor's salted fish from the common corridor remains a luxury worth every cent.