Singapore Government Declares Blowjobs An Essential Public Service

The Singapore Ministry of Social and Family Development has officially designated blowjobs as a “Strategic National Asset” to prevent the population from vanishing entirely.

Minister for Procreative Logistics, Tan Bo Chiau, announced that oral gratification is the only way to convince overworked salarymen to unzip their trousers before falling into a stress-induced coma.

Citizens can now claim "Oral Credits" via the LifeSG app, provided the act is performed with the peak efficiency of a world-class port terminal.

“Wah lau, my husband every day come home only know how to play games, if no government incentive, I also lazy to suck right?” said local resident Mavis Neo.

The government has also commissioned instructional murals across the CBD to teach "suction-based economic growth" to the masses.

“Expert say must use technique, don't anyhow bite like curry puff, later he trauma then how to make baby?” noted sexual health consultant, Dr. See Hum.

Any partner caught "using teeth" will be liable for a fine or mandatory retraining at a local Community Club.