Singapore Forex Trader Successfully Diversifies Entire Life Savings Into Total Ruin

Singaporean Kelvin Tan has achieved a masterclass in wealth redistribution, successfully transferring his entire bank balance to an overseas teenager via a high-leverage Forex platform.

After attending a three-day "Wealth Awakening" seminar for $5,000, Kelvin decided that a stable career was for "uninspired peasants."

"I used to have money, but now I have ‘technical analysis’ and a chronic stomach ulcer," Kelvin remarked while refreshing his trading app for the 500th time.

"The market is just clearing the weak hands, mah," Kelvin shouted as his latest margin call notification pinged like a funeral bell.

"Losing $80k is part of the journey, bro. Don't be so kan cheong lah, later my USD/JPY long position confirm huat one!"

Financial experts suggest Kelvin’s new diet of "filtered tap water and hope" is the ultimate hedge against global inflation.

Meanwhile, Kelvin’s mentor, a 19-year-old in a rented Lamborghini, has blocked Kelvin on Telegram to focus on "manifesting more victims."