Singapore Delivery Rider Breaks Sound Barrier To Avoid One-Star Rating

In a feat defying both physics and basic survival instincts, a local delivery rider has successfully transcended the space-time continuum to deliver a McSpicy three minutes before the customer even felt hungry. The rider, piloting a modified PMA that emits more illegal frequencies than a Cold War spy station, reportedly treated the PIE as a personal drag strip while dodging three SPF roadblocks and a confused family of otters.

"Wah lao, I just press 'Order' then he knock my door already," said witness Mr. Lim. "I think he use portal or what. My fries still hot like fire, but I see his leg bleeding. Never mind lah, as long as my Coke Zero don't spill can already."

Authorities remain powerless against these urban kamikazes, who view pedestrian heads as mere speed bumps in their noble quest for a $2.00 incentive. The rider was last seen weeping at a void deck because the customer complained the ice had melted by 2%.