Singapore Couples Visit Tokyo To Finally Touch Each Other’s Genitals

Every year, thousands of Singaporean couples flee the city-state just to acknowledge their partner’s anatomy in a room that doesn't smell like their mother’s herbal soup.

Destination "Staycations" are out; now, the only way to achieve a climax is through a budget flight to Bangkok and a prayer that the walls aren't paper-thin.

Local experts suggest that the humidity in Singapore acts as a natural contraceptive, whereas the recycled air of a generic hotel in Shinjuku is a potent aphrodisiac.

"Wah lau, in SG my mother always knock door ask if want drink Milo, how to focus?" said 28-year-old Kevin Lim.

"Go Japan then can really 'action' mah, if not at home only can hold hand and watch Netflix, damn sian," his girlfriend added.

Statistics show that 90% of these "romantic getaways" end in a massive argument over the exchange rate or a missed reservation at a Michelin-starred ramen shop.

Ultimately, nothing says "I love you" like crying in a foreign 7-Eleven.