Singapore Baby Lacks $2.4M Deposit To Renew Breathing Subscription

A local five-month-old infant has been issued a final notice to settle a $2.4 million "Life Extension Fee" or face immediate service termination.

The treatment, Zolgensma, acts as a mandatory microtransaction for those born without the "Functional Spine" expansion pack.

Authorities confirmed that since the infant has failed to contribute to the nation’s GDP, a multi-million dollar bailout is logically impossible.

"Walao, this one is genetic skill issue leh," remarked one healthcare expert.

"If every baby also want two million plus, our reserves sure gone one."

Parents are now desperately asking strangers for spare change to renew their daughter’s subscription to oxygen.

The state remains optimistic that the free market will eventually decide if the toddler is worth the investment.