Shopee Confirms Huge Assets Are Within Flower Selling Guidelines

Local busybody May has successfully completed a 48-hour marathon of staring directly at huge tits to ensure they don't corrupt Singapore’s innocent youth.

The Stomper expressed "extreme concern" for the children while simultaneously hitting the 1080p button to capture high-definition evidence of the streamers’ offending cleavage.

Shopee officials responded by confirming that massive assets are a core pillar of their "sell flowers to lonely uncles" business model.

The streamer reportedly told May to "diam lah auntie" before offering a 10% discount on roses for every extra inch of skin revealed.

May remains heroically committed to the cause, vowing to monitor every single "indecent" second of the stream until her eyes bleed or she runs out of data.