Shop Confirms Long Hair In Food Is Actually High-End Marketing

Warabimochi Kamakura has clarified that the woman with luscious, waist-length locks seen hovering over the food prep area was actually a "marketing professional," making her biologically immune to the laws of hygiene.

The shop explained that the employee was simply gathering "vibes" for an upcoming photoshoot, and any stray follicles falling into the mochi should be viewed by customers as limited-edition artisanal threads.

"Wah lau, I thought her hair going to season the mochi like saffron sia," said one Punggol resident. "But if management say is marketing, then the hair must be high-class garnish lor, cannot complain one."

The Singapore Food Agency confirmed no rules were broken, as a marketing degree provides a natural forcefield that prevents dandruff from entering the food chain.