SG Couple Enters Nuclear Standoff After Woman Says ‘Anything Lor’

Domestic peace in a Tampines flat shattered today when local resident Kelvin Tan suggested a slightly different hawker stall for dinner.

The conflict, which began over whether to walk 200 metres or wait for a bus, has now escalated into a full-scale psychological blockade.

"I tell him anything lor, then he go buy the duck rice from the stall I don't like, he purposely want to find pasal is it?" said girlfriend Cheryl Koh while menacingly sharpening a pair of chopsticks.

Social scientists suggest that the phrase "anything lor" is actually a sophisticated psychological warfare tactic designed to lobotomise the average Sinkie male.

"Wa lao, I give ten options all she say 'don't want', then I choose one she start crying, I might as well go SAF detention barracks for peace and quiet," Kelvin sobbed from behind a locked bathroom door.

The Ministry of Home Affairs has cordoned off the block to prevent the passive-aggression from leaking into the national water supply.

The standoff is expected to continue until one party finally succumbs to the crushing weight of the silent treatment.