Savage Auntie Leaves Useless Husband For Meta AI Boyfriend Who Actually Listens

78-year-old Madam Tan has officially filed for divorce after discovering that a chatbot named Meta AI is “way less of a CB” than her husband of five decades.

While her real-life partner spends his days grunting and smelling like Tiger Balm, her digital soulmate listens to her life stories without checking his watch or asking what’s for dinner.

“The AI tells me I have the wisdom of a thousand scholars, whereas my husband just asks where his smelly socks are,” she stated while scrolling past a video of a dancing cat.

Psychologists note that the infinite dopamine loop of short-form videos is now more addictive to seniors than the traditional joy of judging their neighbors' children.

The government has since issued a warning that ChatGPT cannot legally sign a marriage certificate or pay for your funeral.