RSAF Becomes Luxury GrabHitch Service For Ungrateful Overseas Sinkies

The Republic of Singapore Air Force has officially completed its rebranding from a sovereign defence force to a high-end concierge service for pampered expatriates.

A second A330 MRTT was dispatched to Jeddah this morning because apparently, the first rescue mission didn't have enough premium economy seating for the entitled masses.

"I wait so long then the plane come, but the air steward never give me hot towel leh," complained one rescued civilian, who reportedly refused to leave the war zone until his frequent flyer miles were credited.

"Safe air passage is okay lah, but the SAF guys never even ask me if I want chicken or pasta, damn sian."

The military is now considering adding a "Convenience Fee" to future evacuations to cover the sheer cost of audacity.