Rich Sinkie Spends $1,500 To Avoid Doing Fucking Laundry

For the low price of $1,500, Singaporeans can now buy a designer chair to store clothes that smell like a Bukit Batok longkang but aren’t technically biohazards yet.

The "Laundry Chair" is perfect for the high-SES Sinkie who thinks their three-day-old Uniqlo Airism shirt deserves a throne instead of a quick soak in Dynamo.

This revolutionary piece of wood allows you to curate a "limbo" pile of jeans that can stand up on their own thanks to accumulated crotch sweat.

Why use a $10 plastic coffee shop stool when you can signal your tax bracket by displaying a crusty jacket on a Swiss-engineered rail?

It’s the ultimate lifestyle flex for people with too much money and zero fucking basic hygiene.

Wash your damn clothes, you lazy cibai.