Rich People Pay $500 To Breathe Air Not Polluted By Poor People

Wealthy Singaporeans are flocking to hyperbaric chambers to breathe "boutique" oxygen, proving that money can buy everything except common sense.

Originally designed for decompression sickness, these high-pressure tubes are now the ultimate flex for those who find the local atmosphere too pedestrian.

"I used to breathe for free like one loser, but now I pay $600 to feel like a premium diver in a coffin," said local socialite Cheryl Tan.

"The pressure so high, my face got natural botox and I can smell the net worth of everyone nearby," she added while gasping for regular carbon dioxide.

Experts suggest the only thing successfully decompressed by the treatment is the patient's bloated bank account.

"Inside the tank I feel so young, like I haven't even start work yet," noted 54-year-old Koh Beng Huat.