Rice Media Founder Realises Selling Out Is His Greatest Expose

Singapore’s premier outlet for "unfiltered" takes, Rice Media, is finally pivoting to its most authentic story: a corporate exit.

Founder Mark Tan confirmed he is in talks to sell the business, proving that independent journalism’s natural conclusion is always a fat cheque from a mysterious buyer.

After a decade of exposing everyone else’s scandals, the publication decided that firing five staff was the ultimate "thinkpiece" on modern economic reality.

“Walao, talk so much power about social justice, end up also sell backside for cash,” remarked one former reader currently eating plain bread.

Tan claims he has "nothing more to achieve" in the media space, which is professional code for wanting to trade Bitcoin in peace.

The brand remains committed to its core values of being edgy until the liability insurance expires.