Restaurant Smashes 600 Plates To Purge Stench Of Entitled Dog

In a glorious display of hygiene-induced psychosis, a restaurant owner has finally done what every sane person dreams of doing when they see a "fur baby" at the dinner table.

Upon realizing a customer’s dog had contaminated the air near his cutlery, the owner didn't just wash the plates; he chose to execute them.

He smashed 600 ceramic sets in a beautiful, violent purge, because once a golden retriever’s butt-molecules hit the porcelain, it’s basically biohazard waste.

"I would rather contribute to a landfill than serve a human on a plate that’s been looked at by a mongrel," the owner didn't say, but we all felt it.

Honestly, this level of kiasu cleanliness is the only thing keeping society from collapsing into a giant, flea-ridden mess.