Pussy Recruit’s Live Firing Tremors Rebranded As Revolutionary ‘Anti-Recoil’ Tactical Technique

The Singapore Armed Forces has hailed a shivering recruit’s inability to hold a rifle straight as a breakthrough in urban warfare.

Recruit Tan, whose knees were knocking louder than a 5-tonner’s engine, managed to miss every target while simultaneously terrifying the range safety officer.

"Wa lan eh, this fella shake until the rifle like vibrator sia," remarked CPT Lim, who was seen hiding behind a sandbag for dear life.

"I tell him 'fire', he go and 'shiver', then the bullet fly hit the bird in the sky, sibeh jialat."

Despite the Recruit’s bladder nearly failing him, MINDEF has classified his parkinsonian tremors as a "high-frequency area-denial strategy."

"Encik, I really cannot leh, the SAR-21 very loud, my heart go boom-boom-pow," whimpered the recruit while clutching his weapon like a cursed dildo.

The SAF remains confident that if the enemy is a group of stationary plywood boards, Singapore is absolutely fucked.