Preschooler Ends Sister’s Silence Just To Talk Crap

A local five-year-old has disrupted the medical technology industry by inventing a high-performance headband designed to trap her deaf sister in a lifetime of listening to her unsolicited opinions.

Little Maya, who presumably spends her preschool naps drafting patent applications, decided her sister’s silence was a personal insult to her vocal range.

“Last time she just act blur, but now she cannot escape my screeching and meaningless talk,” Maya told reporters while eyeing a potential acquisition of Grab.

Industry experts are terrified that a child who still needs help wiping her own backside has higher R&D output than most local SMEs.

“Sian ah, the poor baby cannot even pretend she never hear her sister anymore,” noted one neighbour.