PM Wong Visits Hong Kong To Gloat At Dying Rival

Prime Minister Lawrence Wong has landed in Hong Kong to personally check if the competition still has a pulse.

While Wong publicly spoke about “growing the pie,” insiders claim the visit was mostly a victory lap to see how many more banks Singapore can poach.

The “healthy competition” reportedly involves a high-stakes contest to see which city can make its citizens the most clinically depressed by 2030.

“Collaboration my foot lah, he go there just to see if the dim sum still better than our overpriced caifan,” said one cynical local.

Wong also toured the Northern Metropolis to ensure it wouldn't accidentally become more relevant than a random multi-storey carpark in Jurong.

Both leaders eventually agreed that as long as housing remains unaffordable, the partnership is a total success.