PM Wong Visits HK To Scout For More Desperate Bankers

Prime Minister Lawrence Wong arrived in Hong Kong today, ostensibly to "strengthen ties" but primarily to enjoy the erotic thrill of watching a former rival slowly transform into a mainland parking lot.

Wong and Chief Executive John Lee spent hours discussing "growing the pie," a diplomatic euphemism for deciding which city gets to host the next batch of fleeing billionaires.

“The healthy competition is actually very simple lah,” whispered one Singaporean delegate while discreetly sliding PR application forms to every banker in the room. “They provide the political instability, and we provide the overpriced cocktails. It’s called fucking synergy, bro.”

Wong later toured the Northern Metropolis, reportedly to see if there was any dignity left to export back to Singapore.