PM Wong Delusionally Thinks SME Bosses Won’t Fucking Kill Fathers Taking Leave

Prime Minister Lawrence Wong’s heartwarming hope that fathers will actually utilize 10 weeks of shared leave has been met with hysterical laughter from every SME boss in the country.

While the government envisions a progressive utopia of diaper-changing dads, local managers are reportedly sharpening their HR guillotines for any man brave enough to prioritize a crying infant over a Monday morning Zoom call.

“It’s a fantastic policy for people who don’t enjoy having a salary,” remarked one department head while silently updating a ‘Performance Improvement Plan’ for his expectant staff.

Most Singaporean fathers admit the only thing they’ll be “sharing” during those ten weeks is a shared sense of impending unemployment.

Others plan to use the time to finally reach Platinum in Valorant while their wives do all the actual work anyway.