Pink Honda Sinkie Makes Violent Rendezvous With Hotel Pillar

In a heroic effort to prove that pink Hondas are not just for Hello Kitty enthusiasts, a 33-year-old driver attempted to physically dominate an SBS Transit bus at Bras Basah Road.

The driver, clearly fuelled by a lethal cocktail of main character energy and poor depth perception, tried to overtake the bus but instead initiated an intimate encounter with a structural support at the Rendezvous Hotel.

The car lunged for the pillar with the unbridled passion of a desperate bachelor.

"Wah lau, he think his car is Barbie jet ah?" asked one eyewitness. "Steady pom pi pi until he hit the wall, then become sorry-sorry lor."

The hotel pillar survived the assault, though the driver’s dignity remains in critical condition.