
PHV Driver Upgrades Passenger’s Jurong Trip To One-Way Ticket To Changi Prison
A local private-hire driver has successfully unlocked the "National Vigilante" achievement after kidnapping a dazed passenger and delivering him directly to the authorities like a lukewarm McSpicy.
Mr. Lin, who clearly values his sense of moral superiority more than a $14 fare, decided to bypass the passenger's requested drop-off to provide a surprise detour to the Clementi Police Station.
The 34-year-old passenger, currently high enough to believe Jurong East is an aspirational place to live, reportedly knelt and begged for his life before being detained by officers.
"Wah lau, he vape until my car look like Zouk dancefloor," Mr. Lin said while checking his app for a "Snitch Bonus."
"He want to act blur, now he can act blur inside lockup."
This satire is based on a real news story.
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