Oscars Mute K-Pop Winners To Prevent Crazed Singaporean Riots

The Academy Awards performed a vital public service by brutally muting the KPop Demon Hunters songwriters before their saccharine gratitude could induce global diabetic shock.

Producers deployed a tactical snare drum to silence the winners, effectively saving millions of Singaporeans from the undignified spectacle of weeping uncontrollably into their overpriced bubble tea.

The "brutal" interruption has sent local fanbases into a state of hysterical frenzy, with many threatening to boycott Hollywood until the Academy learns proper Asian manners.

"Liddat also can ah? So rude one, give award but don't let people talk," complained one disgruntled fan.

"I think the producer scare later all the Sinkies go demand public holiday because of this win, so must cut fast-fast lor," an eyewitness added.