Newborn Singaporean Falcons Already Master The Art Of Complaining

The National Parks Board has confirmed that four newborn peregrine falcons have officially achieved citizenship by screeching incessantly at civil servants.

The eyasses, born into a high-rise nest, were subjected to a mandatory photoshoot and biometric tagging, effectively completing their avian National Service before their first flight.

“Wah lau, why take so long one? The researcher hand damn cold, somemore the camera flash make me look fat,” squawked one disgruntled chick through a translator.

Experts are delighted that the birds skipped the hunting phase and moved straight into the ‘unhappy with everything’ phase of local life.

“First day only they already asking for CDC vouchers,” noted a lead scientist.

The chicks have returned to their nest to continue judging the peasants below.