New WTO Rules Ensure Your Fucking Online Shopping Habit Stays Legal

Minister Grace Fu has successfully herded 65 other countries into a global pinky-swear to ensure clicking “Add to Cart” remains a protected human right.

The new WTO Agreement on Electronic Commerce guarantees that your 3 AM decision to buy a $2 “neck massager” from a sketchy warehouse is now backed by international law.

While dissenting nations block the deal because they can’t figure out how to tax thin air, Singapore is charging ahead to ensure data flows as smoothly as a Sinkie’s tears during a flash sale.

Grace Fu noted that “enhancing trust” is vital, mostly so you don’t feel like a total idiot when your “authentic” luxury watch arrives looking like a spray-painted Oreo.

Finally, we have global rules to protect the most vulnerable members of society: lonely men who still pay for Bumble Premium.