New Tutoring App Features Haptic Vest For Remote Caning Sessions

Ed-tech startup 'KiasuCloud' has launched a premium tier allowing tutors to remotely lock a child's bedroom door until they solve ten calculus problems.

The 'Tiger-Plus' feature uses eye-tracking to detect distractions, instantly playing a high-frequency recording of a mother’s disappointed sigh.

The platform’s 99% success rate is attributed to the "Virtual Rotan" haptic vest, which delivers a sharp sting for every misplaced decimal.

"Eh, online learning last time too slack, my boy always go play Roblox one," said parent Mrs. Tan.

"Now he don't dare move, even want to pang sai also must ask the AI Cher first, if not the iPad will shout 'Why you so lousier than your cousin?' until the whole block can hear."

Ministry officials praised the innovation, noting that permanent childhood trauma is a fair price for a higher PISA ranking.