New Album From Mandopop Boss To Bankrupt Every Sinkie

The Mandopop Boss has announced his new album, "Children Of The Sun," set to release on March 25, ensuring every Singaporean bank account is officially liquidated.

Inspired by a nickname from another Legend, the title suggests the Boss can control the weather, a claim that remains unverified given his concerts usually involve a 100% chance of localized weeping and overpriced merchandise.

Local fans, who have waited three years to hear the Boss mumble poetically over a piano, are already queuing at ATMs.

"Aiya, no need eat anyway, hear his voice also can full already lah," said one fanatical victim.

The album was recorded in Paris because apparently, the Boss’s refined palate can no longer tolerate the humidity of Southeast Asia.