New 1,341HP Hypercar Specifically Engineered To Be Overtaken By FoodPanda E-Bikes

Nio has showcased its 1,000kW EP9 hypercar in Singapore, giving local multi-millionaires the chance to experience 1,341 horsepower while legally forbidden from going faster than a middle-aged cyclist.

The vehicle is currently a mock-up, which is fitting as most Singaporean supercars are essentially expensive paperweights used for posing at Leng Kee.

"Wah lau, 1,000kW for what? Step on the pedal only, immediately reach the next red light already," complained local resident Tan Ah Kow.

Meanwhile, the luxury Denza B5 SUV was launched for $348,888, offering privileged parking for owners who are too rich to learn how to reverse park their own tanks.

Critics noted that the BMW i3’s 900km range is perfect for Singaporeans who enjoy driving around the island 20 times because they have no friends.