Netflix Streams Seven Botak Men Crying About Their National Service

Netflix’s latest documentary "The Return" has finally dropped, offering a harrowing look at seven multi-millionaires discovering that having a buzzcut and waking up at 5 AM is actually quite annoying.

The film captures the poignant moment the BTS members realized that "Arirang" is basically just a high-budget version of "Training To Be Soldiers," but with significantly better skincare sponsorships.

"Wah lau, see them cry make me also want to cry," said local ARMY member, 29-year-old Jasmine Teo. "But my boyfriend go NS come back only got smelly socks and bad attitude, these K-pop boys come back and still got six-pack. Life damn unfair sia."

The documentary concludes with the band bravely re-entering society, proving that the only thing more powerful than North Korean aggression is a Netflix distribution deal.