
Netflix K-Pop Demon Hunters To Exorcise Singapore’s HDB Karens
Netflix is bringing its K-Pop Demon Hunters tour to Singapore, promising to rid the island of its most terrifying entities: slow-walking commuters and tray-return offenders.
Frenzied fans are camping at the National Stadium, prepared to sell their children's education fund to see a CGI avatar kick an auntie who complained about lukewarm Kopi-O.
One local fan expressed excitement for the upcoming ritual execution of his Grab driver’s attitude.
“Wah lau, $800 for Cat 1 is steal leh! If the idols use laser mics to blast people cutting queue at FairPrice, I pay double also can!”
Netflix confirmed the VIP package includes idols personally exorcising your neighbor’s illegal midnight mahjong sessions.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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